• Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti, Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
   Mumtaz nahin MILTI.
• SMS uska Bhagwan, SMS bhejnewala Pujaari, SMS padhnewala Bhakta,
   Padhkar sms na karnewala …. Mandir ke bahaaar ka Bhikaari … !
• Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
   toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
   na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
   aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!
• Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te, kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
   Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te, kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
   Woh to humhe naa mili…….. ……… .
   Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!
• Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai … Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai…
  Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai… Isliye apko Kutta katega
• Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
   Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
   Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
   tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
• Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
   Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
   Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
   Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai
• Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
  Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
  Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
  Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
  Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
• Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye,
  Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye,
  Taj na banaye, Costly padega,
  Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
• Suno!
  Mehsoos karo,
  Badal ki Garaj,
  Bijli ki chamak,
  Barish ki ek ek bond,
  Tum se
  Cheekh cheekh kar
  Kah rahi hai,
  “Ab to naha lo”
• Chuhe ne sherni ko Propose Kiya.
  Sherni : Chal Bay!! Kabhi Shishe Me Apni Shakal Dekhi hai?
  Chuha: Are Pagli Shakal Pay Mat Jaa Confidence Dekh
• Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
  Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
  Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon…………………..
• Tujhe tere gunahi ki aise saja mile,
  Tujhe tere gunahi ki aise saja mile,
  Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
  Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile
• Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
  Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
  Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
  Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
• Ladki boli:
  Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
  Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
  Ladka bola :
  Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
  Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.
• Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
  Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.
• Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye
  to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain…
• Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
  Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
  Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
  to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
• if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
  if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
  if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
  but if sumone calls u “cute”
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  .
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  lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
  mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
• Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
  Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
  To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
• A girl & boy were sitting alone,
  that boy started touching de girl,
  Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
  Boy : ok call me when u r maried.
• Sardar : Kal mujhe Dus logo ne pita.
   Friend : Phir tune kya kiya?
   Sardar : Maine kaha salo ek -ek kar ke aao phir batata hoon.
   Friend : Phir kya hua?
   Sardar : Phir kya!! Salo ne ek - ek kar ke dobara pita.